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Michael Phelps’ girlfriend: Not what you think

- Author: Cwomencom

While driving to work this morning, I felt like hearing some news. Despite lots going on locally, nationally, and internationally, the “news” station was hung up on Michael Phelps’ girlfriend. She recently announced she was intersex, unbeknownst to most people in her life, including Michael Phelps.

The host went on and on about how Michael Phelps should have known that his girlfriend “was a man.” Maybe it’s me, but it doesn’t seem that obvious. I’m not a fan of Michael Phelps, but aren’t there better, more important things to discuss? It’s sad when reporters feel that salacious stories should be the headline of the day.

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Reggie’s Bush: Kim Kardashian nude in pictures, not a sex tape

November 14, 2014 - Author: Cwomencom

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Kim Kardashian has had so much plastic surgery, she began to melt under the lights.

Yesterday, I heard that Kim Kardashian released a risque photo in the hopes of “breaking the internet.” I don’t know what that means exactly. All I know is that her sister could potentially break a camera, but that’s about it. Come to find out, the pictures of Kim Kardashian West, in various states of undress, are as tasteless and desperate as she is.

There are a lot of celebrities I don’t care for, but at least most of those people actually have some sort of talent. Kim Kardashian doesn’t sing, act, write books, paint, or opine of the big issues of our time. She’s a spoiled brat who is famous because her family has lots of money, and her sex tape with Ray-J, a second-rate rapper, was “accidentally leaked.” Talented, eh?
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Oral sex pants?

November 13, 2014 - Author: Cwomencom

I was recently sitting in a drive-thru waiting for an iced coffee, when two college-aged women crossed in front of the car. One was an attractive blonde, and the other was a mediocre brunette. Both were dressed in tight black pants made of thin, clingy material, but the brunette’s pants caught my eye.

Over each knee was what looked to be a thick leather patch. What’s the point? My guess is that most people wouldn’t find the styling attractive. Was the patch decorative, or functional? Has Monica Lewinsky put out a new line of clothing?

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Jasmine Tridevil, the 3 breasted woman?

September 24, 2014 - Author: Cwomencom

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21 year old Jasmine Tridevil with her three breasts.

I don’t know what’s worse: Having a plastic surgery to make a third breast, or lying about the third breast to have an MTV reality show. 21 year-old Jasmine Tridevil did one of the two, but we’re not sure which one.

I’m wondering where the idea came from. Maybe someone watched the movie Total Recall one too many times. (more…)

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Advice on meeting men, from a man

- Author: Cwomencom

Women often complain they have trouble meeting Mr. Right. After seeing some glaring errors on the part of some women, I figured I would take it upon myself to help these poor, misguided souls. Now, keep in mind that the following points are my opinion. If by some chance you disagree, just remember that I’m right, and you’re wrong.

1. Tattoos – I hate tattoos. Although, one or two quality, well-placed tattoos could look very nice. Try to refrain from having 17 random, poorly done tattoos spread all over your over-adorned flesh. Please disregard this advice if you normally like meeting men in lower-tier trailer parks.

2. know your size – Nice clothing is a great way to make a strong first impression. Ill fitting clothes aren’t sexy. They’ll just make him think you’re fatter than you actually are. Remember: if he wants to see muffin tops, he’ll go to Dunkin Donuts.

3. Smoking – This is a bad one. Although, if he can look past the fact that you stink, have bad breath, yellow teeth, cough a lot, have a raspy voice, and are trying to give him lung cancer, then you have a keeper! (more…)

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Roger Goodell should resign, and you should stop watching

- Author: Cwomencom

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is saying all the right things, after being criticized for his handling of players accused of domestic violence and child abuse. Of course, the only reason why he is attempting to make things look good is because he was caught going easy on players who may have committed criminal acts. It was only after public outrage led advertisers to complain, that Goodell started worrying about “the right thing.” Isn’t it amazing how the potential loss of hundreds of millions of dollars in ad revenue can make you change your tune?

Here’s my advice to you: If you really love football, then go watch the local high school teams, or an NCAA division II or III game. Why would anyone want to spend money on, or contribute time to a league that shields thugs from repercussions in order to make a dollar?
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Hank Baskett’s “lady”: Ava Sabrina London

August 16, 2014 - Author: Cwomencom

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It’s pretty bad when you’re a married man and you have an affair. It’s even worse when you’re a celebrity, and the whole world knows what an ass you are. Can it get any worse than that? Yes it can. You could be married to a woman who appeared in Playboy three times, yet you cheat on her with a transexual you contacted through YouTube. Who would do such a thing? None other than football player Hank Baskett, who seems to prefer a “woman” with a penis to a model who he has married, and with whom he has had two children. Did I mention that she was in Playboy three times?

I don’t have too much sympathy for his wife, Kendra WIlkinson, even though her husband does seem like a misguided ass. After all, we’re talking about a woman who was “dating” a wealthy man near 60 years older than her (Hugh Heffner), then turned the sham relationship into a career.
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What kind of boob smuggles cocaine in their breast implants?

August 15, 2014 - Author: Cwomencom

A 43 year-old woman was arrested in Madrid, Spain for smuggling cocaine in her breast implants. Surprisingly, the woman smuggled the drugs from Colombia, which I found odd. You never hear much about drugs being smuggled out of Colombia.

The cocaine was removed at a local hospital, and the dumbass was charged with a crime against public health. Let this be a lesson to you ladies: Saline and Silicone are better than cocaine.

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Be healthy, don’t hump lawn chairs

August 14, 2014 - Author: Cwomencom

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I’m no gynecologist, but wouldn’t humping lawn chairs in public, while your dress is riding up and your bare vagina is exposed to the world, increase one’s risk for catching…something? Then again, if you’re the type to hump lawn chairs, who knows what (and who) else you’ve been rubbing yourself on.

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